Professor, Get A Clue

$13.75

"The Professor has an explanation. The Professor always has an explanation. This is the problem."

The Professor was in the library. This is documented. The Professor remained in the library for the entirety of the relevant window. This is also documented, by the Professor, in a detailed written account that nobody asked for and everyone received anyway.

Professor, Get a Clue! is a brown-plum with a metallic finish and gold flecks that rewards a second look — and a third. Complex in the way that things are complex when they are hiding something behind considerable intelligence and very good manners. The kind of shade that knows exactly what it is and has prepared remarks.

Details

  • Finish: Metallic with gold flecks

  • Color: Brown-plum

  • Opacity: 2–3 coats

  • Size: 15ml

  • Formula: 21-free base, vegan, cruelty-free

  • Limited edition — once current stock is gone, this formula will not be repeated.

Warning: Robot Bee Polish is not responsible for suspicious inheritances, compromised cognac, or the unsettling experience of being interviewed by Inspecteur Céleste Mielpot, who will absolutely notice your nails first and your alibi second. This is, on balance, in your favor.

Part of Honeyed Words at the Manor. Limited edition collection — buy all four as a set and save ~9%. The inspector recommends it.

"The Professor has an explanation. The Professor always has an explanation. This is the problem."

The Professor was in the library. This is documented. The Professor remained in the library for the entirety of the relevant window. This is also documented, by the Professor, in a detailed written account that nobody asked for and everyone received anyway.

Professor, Get a Clue! is a brown-plum with a metallic finish and gold flecks that rewards a second look — and a third. Complex in the way that things are complex when they are hiding something behind considerable intelligence and very good manners. The kind of shade that knows exactly what it is and has prepared remarks.

Details

  • Finish: Metallic with gold flecks

  • Color: Brown-plum

  • Opacity: 2–3 coats

  • Size: 15ml

  • Formula: 21-free base, vegan, cruelty-free

  • Limited edition — once current stock is gone, this formula will not be repeated.

Warning: Robot Bee Polish is not responsible for suspicious inheritances, compromised cognac, or the unsettling experience of being interviewed by Inspecteur Céleste Mielpot, who will absolutely notice your nails first and your alibi second. This is, on balance, in your favor.

Part of Honeyed Words at the Manor. Limited edition collection — buy all four as a set and save ~9%. The inspector recommends it.

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Full Ingredient List: Lacquer Polish Butyl Acetate, Ethyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Adipic Acid/Neopentyl Glycol/Trimellitic Anhydride Copolymer, Isopropyl Alcohol, Stearalkonium Bentonite, Acrylates Copolymer, Silica, Benzophenone-1, N-Butyl Alcohol, Diacetone Alcohol, Trimethylpentanediyl Dibenzoate. May contain (+/-): Magnesium Fluoride, Aluminum, Mica, Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Iron Oxides (CI 77491, CI 77492, CI 77499), Ferric Ferrocyanide (CI 77510), Manganese Violet (CI 77742), 1 Chromium Oxide Greens (CI 77288), Red 30 (CI 73360), Red 21 (CI 45380), Red 28 (CI 45410), Red 22 (CI 45380), Red 34 (CI 15880), Orange 5 (CI 45370), Yellow 11 (CI 47000), Yellow 5 (CI 19140), Violet 2 (CI 60725), Red 6 (CI 15850), Red 7 (CI 15850), Yellow 10 (CI 47005), Yellow 6 (CI 15985), Blue 1 (CI 42090), Ultramarines (CI 77007), Bismuth Oxychloride (CI 77163), Polyethylene Terephthalate (Solvent-Safe Glitter), Polyurethane-11 (Solvent-Safe Glitter), Aluminum Powder (Solvent-Safe Glitter), Silica (Solvent-Safe Flakes), Calcium Sodium Borosilicate (Solvent-Safe Flakes), Iron Powder (Magnetic Pigment), Iron Oxide (Magnetic Pigment), Synthetic Fluorphlogopite (Magnetic Pigment).