Poisoned Cognac

$13.75

"The finest aged brandy in the manor. Do not drink the cognac."

It was right there on the sideboard. Warm. Amber. Fragrant in the way that very good things are fragrant before they become very bad situations. Someone poured it. Someone left it. Inspecteur Céleste Mielpot has been standing next to it for forty minutes taking notes and has asked everyone in the room, twice, whether they touched the decanter.

You did not touch the decanter.

Poisoned Cognac is a warm amber-brown with a metallic finish and gold flecks that glow like candlelight through a very expensive glass. Smooth. Inviting. The color of something that looks exactly like what it is and is absolutely not what it appears to be. The most dangerous things in a manor usually are.

Details

  • Finish: Metallic with gold flecks

  • Color: Warm amber-brown

  • Opacity: 2–3 coats

  • Size: 15ml

  • Formula: 21-free base, vegan, cruelty-free

  • Limited edition — once current stock is gone, this formula will not be repeated.

Warning: Robot Bee Polish is not responsible for suspicious inheritances, compromised cognac, or the unsettling experience of being interviewed by Inspecteur Céleste Mielpot, who will absolutely notice your nails first and your alibi second. This is, on balance, in your favor.

Part of Honeyed Words at the Manor. Limited edition collection — buy all four as a set and save ~9%. The inspector recommends it.

"The finest aged brandy in the manor. Do not drink the cognac."

It was right there on the sideboard. Warm. Amber. Fragrant in the way that very good things are fragrant before they become very bad situations. Someone poured it. Someone left it. Inspecteur Céleste Mielpot has been standing next to it for forty minutes taking notes and has asked everyone in the room, twice, whether they touched the decanter.

You did not touch the decanter.

Poisoned Cognac is a warm amber-brown with a metallic finish and gold flecks that glow like candlelight through a very expensive glass. Smooth. Inviting. The color of something that looks exactly like what it is and is absolutely not what it appears to be. The most dangerous things in a manor usually are.

Details

  • Finish: Metallic with gold flecks

  • Color: Warm amber-brown

  • Opacity: 2–3 coats

  • Size: 15ml

  • Formula: 21-free base, vegan, cruelty-free

  • Limited edition — once current stock is gone, this formula will not be repeated.

Warning: Robot Bee Polish is not responsible for suspicious inheritances, compromised cognac, or the unsettling experience of being interviewed by Inspecteur Céleste Mielpot, who will absolutely notice your nails first and your alibi second. This is, on balance, in your favor.

Part of Honeyed Words at the Manor. Limited edition collection — buy all four as a set and save ~9%. The inspector recommends it.

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Full Ingredient List: Lacquer Polish Butyl Acetate, Ethyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Adipic Acid/Neopentyl Glycol/Trimellitic Anhydride Copolymer, Isopropyl Alcohol, Stearalkonium Bentonite, Acrylates Copolymer, Silica, Benzophenone-1, N-Butyl Alcohol, Diacetone Alcohol, Trimethylpentanediyl Dibenzoate. May contain (+/-): Magnesium Fluoride, Aluminum, Mica, Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Iron Oxides (CI 77491, CI 77492, CI 77499), Ferric Ferrocyanide (CI 77510), Manganese Violet (CI 77742), 1 Chromium Oxide Greens (CI 77288), Red 30 (CI 73360), Red 21 (CI 45380), Red 28 (CI 45410), Red 22 (CI 45380), Red 34 (CI 15880), Orange 5 (CI 45370), Yellow 11 (CI 47000), Yellow 5 (CI 19140), Violet 2 (CI 60725), Red 6 (CI 15850), Red 7 (CI 15850), Yellow 10 (CI 47005), Yellow 6 (CI 15985), Blue 1 (CI 42090), Ultramarines (CI 77007), Bismuth Oxychloride (CI 77163), Polyethylene Terephthalate (Solvent-Safe Glitter), Polyurethane-11 (Solvent-Safe Glitter), Aluminum Powder (Solvent-Safe Glitter), Silica (Solvent-Safe Flakes), Calcium Sodium Borosilicate (Solvent-Safe Flakes), Iron Powder (Magnetic Pigment), Iron Oxide (Magnetic Pigment), Synthetic Fluorphlogopite (Magnetic Pigment).