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Nipples of the Future

$12.50

"Gaze into my nipples of the future, and see what lies ahead."

Rocko's Modern Life was built different. A wallaby. A burger joint shaped like a big fat lady. A superhero named Really Really Big Man whose entire power set included telling people to gaze into his nipples of the future to receive prophetic visions of where their lives were headed. The scenes were chaotic. The disclaimers were nonexistent. The name was in the credits with full sincerity. The color, it turns out, is exactly this.

Nipples of the Future is a neon teal creme with lime, copper, and blue color-shifting flakes that catch the light like they have opinions about it. Under UV or blacklight it shifts to electric cyan and glows completely. What you see cannot be unseen, and Really Really Big Man tried to warn you.

Details

  • Finish: Neon creme with color-shifting flakes

  • Color: Neon teal with lime/copper/blue flake shift

  • Effect: UV/blacklight reactive — strong glow activation

  • Opacity: 2–3 coats

  • Size: 15ml

  • Formula: 21-free base, vegan, cruelty-free

Warning: Robot Bee Polish is not responsible for the need to explain this name to every person who asks, spontaneous Rocko's Modern Life rewatching at 2am, or prophetic visions received while doing your nails under a blacklight. If the latter occurs, that's between you and Really Really Big Man's chest.

"Gaze into my nipples of the future, and see what lies ahead."

Rocko's Modern Life was built different. A wallaby. A burger joint shaped like a big fat lady. A superhero named Really Really Big Man whose entire power set included telling people to gaze into his nipples of the future to receive prophetic visions of where their lives were headed. The scenes were chaotic. The disclaimers were nonexistent. The name was in the credits with full sincerity. The color, it turns out, is exactly this.

Nipples of the Future is a neon teal creme with lime, copper, and blue color-shifting flakes that catch the light like they have opinions about it. Under UV or blacklight it shifts to electric cyan and glows completely. What you see cannot be unseen, and Really Really Big Man tried to warn you.

Details

  • Finish: Neon creme with color-shifting flakes

  • Color: Neon teal with lime/copper/blue flake shift

  • Effect: UV/blacklight reactive — strong glow activation

  • Opacity: 2–3 coats

  • Size: 15ml

  • Formula: 21-free base, vegan, cruelty-free

Warning: Robot Bee Polish is not responsible for the need to explain this name to every person who asks, spontaneous Rocko's Modern Life rewatching at 2am, or prophetic visions received while doing your nails under a blacklight. If the latter occurs, that's between you and Really Really Big Man's chest.

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Full Ingredient List: Lacquer Polish Butyl Acetate, Ethyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Adipic Acid/Neopentyl Glycol/Trimellitic Anhydride Copolymer, Isopropyl Alcohol, Stearalkonium Bentonite, Acrylates Copolymer, Silica, Benzophenone-1, N-Butyl Alcohol, Diacetone Alcohol, Trimethylpentanediyl Dibenzoate. May contain (+/-): Magnesium Fluoride, Aluminum, Mica, Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Iron Oxides (CI 77491, CI 77492, CI 77499), Ferric Ferrocyanide (CI 77510), Manganese Violet (CI 77742), 1 Chromium Oxide Greens (CI 77288), Red 30 (CI 73360), Red 21 (CI 45380), Red 28 (CI 45410), Red 22 (CI 45380), Red 34 (CI 15880), Orange 5 (CI 45370), Yellow 11 (CI 47000), Yellow 5 (CI 19140), Violet 2 (CI 60725), Red 6 (CI 15850), Red 7 (CI 15850), Yellow 10 (CI 47005), Yellow 6 (CI 15985), Blue 1 (CI 42090), Ultramarines (CI 77007), Bismuth Oxychloride (CI 77163), Polyethylene Terephthalate (Solvent-Safe Glitter), Polyurethane-11 (Solvent-Safe Glitter), Aluminum Powder (Solvent-Safe Glitter), Silica (Solvent-Safe Flakes), Calcium Sodium Borosilicate (Solvent-Safe Flakes), Iron Powder (Magnetic Pigment), Iron Oxide (Magnetic Pigment), Synthetic Fluorphlogopite (Magnetic Pigment).

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