Death Valley Girl

$13.75

"You thought you were a Julie. Your nails always knew."

There's a version of you that wanted the pastel blazer and the house in the hills and the boy who drove a convertible. There is also a version of you that owned the Misfits on vinyl and knew the convertible was a trap. Death Valley Girl is for the version that figured out those two things were never actually in conflict.

Somewhere along the way it occurred to me to wonder what a goth version of that film would look like. The answer, after considerable thought, is: pretty much the same. More melancholy. Slightly more ennui. The convertible is still a trap but now it's also a metaphor.

Death Valley Girl is a thermochromic that shifts from a deep, almost-black plum — the kind of color that belongs at a funeral in Encino — to a warm, mauvey pink that turns out to be exactly your color once the sun comes out. There's shimmer in there. It is not announcing itself. It knows what it is.

Details

  • Finish: Thermochromic with stealth shimmer

  • Cool State: Deep black-plum

  • Warm State: Warm mauvey pink

  • Shimmer: Present in both states — subtle, not showy

  • Opacity: 2–3 coats for full color-shift effect

  • Size: 15ml

  • Formula: 21-free base, vegan, cruelty-free

Activation Tip: Body heat does most of the work. Wrap your hands around something cold to see the dark state, or step into a warm room and watch it bloom.

Warning: Robot Bee Polish is not responsible for sudden Misfits vinyl purchases, the realization that Randy was right the whole time, or any nostalgia-induced trips to the San Fernando Valley to see what became of it. It's a mall now. It's fine.

"You thought you were a Julie. Your nails always knew."

There's a version of you that wanted the pastel blazer and the house in the hills and the boy who drove a convertible. There is also a version of you that owned the Misfits on vinyl and knew the convertible was a trap. Death Valley Girl is for the version that figured out those two things were never actually in conflict.

Somewhere along the way it occurred to me to wonder what a goth version of that film would look like. The answer, after considerable thought, is: pretty much the same. More melancholy. Slightly more ennui. The convertible is still a trap but now it's also a metaphor.

Death Valley Girl is a thermochromic that shifts from a deep, almost-black plum — the kind of color that belongs at a funeral in Encino — to a warm, mauvey pink that turns out to be exactly your color once the sun comes out. There's shimmer in there. It is not announcing itself. It knows what it is.

Details

  • Finish: Thermochromic with stealth shimmer

  • Cool State: Deep black-plum

  • Warm State: Warm mauvey pink

  • Shimmer: Present in both states — subtle, not showy

  • Opacity: 2–3 coats for full color-shift effect

  • Size: 15ml

  • Formula: 21-free base, vegan, cruelty-free

Activation Tip: Body heat does most of the work. Wrap your hands around something cold to see the dark state, or step into a warm room and watch it bloom.

Warning: Robot Bee Polish is not responsible for sudden Misfits vinyl purchases, the realization that Randy was right the whole time, or any nostalgia-induced trips to the San Fernando Valley to see what became of it. It's a mall now. It's fine.