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Cheddar Goblin

$12.50

"Nothing beats the cheese."

This polish started as a formula test. It accidentally became the most-requested thing in the lab. That's Cheddar Goblin's whole energy — showing up uninvited and refusing to leave.

Named for the mac-and-cheese-puking mascot from Panos Cosmatos's cult horror film Mandy. Perfectly normal inspiration for a nail polish. Moving on. It's a warm golden-orange creme with a shimmer that reads less "sparkle" and more "analog signal" — like TV static if the TV was only ever tuned to one channel and that channel was orange. Kitschy. Loud. The exact color of 1980s latchkey-kid comfort food viewed through a slightly damaged VHS tape.

Details

  • Finish: Creme with analog shimmer

  • Color: Warm golden orange

  • Shimmer: Orangey-gold with a TV-static quality

  • Opacity: 2–3 coats for full coverage

  • Size: 15ml

  • Formula: 21-free base, vegan, cruelty-free

Warning: Robot Bee Polish is not responsible for spontaneous cravings for boxed macaroni, midnight horror film marathons, or the inexplicable urge to explain Mandy to someone who absolutely did not ask.

"Nothing beats the cheese."

This polish started as a formula test. It accidentally became the most-requested thing in the lab. That's Cheddar Goblin's whole energy — showing up uninvited and refusing to leave.

Named for the mac-and-cheese-puking mascot from Panos Cosmatos's cult horror film Mandy. Perfectly normal inspiration for a nail polish. Moving on. It's a warm golden-orange creme with a shimmer that reads less "sparkle" and more "analog signal" — like TV static if the TV was only ever tuned to one channel and that channel was orange. Kitschy. Loud. The exact color of 1980s latchkey-kid comfort food viewed through a slightly damaged VHS tape.

Details

  • Finish: Creme with analog shimmer

  • Color: Warm golden orange

  • Shimmer: Orangey-gold with a TV-static quality

  • Opacity: 2–3 coats for full coverage

  • Size: 15ml

  • Formula: 21-free base, vegan, cruelty-free

Warning: Robot Bee Polish is not responsible for spontaneous cravings for boxed macaroni, midnight horror film marathons, or the inexplicable urge to explain Mandy to someone who absolutely did not ask.

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Full Ingredient List: Lacquer Polish Butyl Acetate, Ethyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Adipic Acid/Neopentyl Glycol/Trimellitic Anhydride Copolymer, Isopropyl Alcohol, Stearalkonium Bentonite, Acrylates Copolymer, Silica, Benzophenone-1, N-Butyl Alcohol, Diacetone Alcohol, Trimethylpentanediyl Dibenzoate. May contain (+/-): Magnesium Fluoride, Aluminum, Mica, Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Iron Oxides (CI 77491, CI 77492, CI 77499), Ferric Ferrocyanide (CI 77510), Manganese Violet (CI 77742), 1 Chromium Oxide Greens (CI 77288), Red 30 (CI 73360), Red 21 (CI 45380), Red 28 (CI 45410), Red 22 (CI 45380), Red 34 (CI 15880), Orange 5 (CI 45370), Yellow 11 (CI 47000), Yellow 5 (CI 19140), Violet 2 (CI 60725), Red 6 (CI 15850), Red 7 (CI 15850), Yellow 10 (CI 47005), Yellow 6 (CI 15985), Blue 1 (CI 42090), Ultramarines (CI 77007), Bismuth Oxychloride (CI 77163), Polyethylene Terephthalate (Solvent-Safe Glitter), Polyurethane-11 (Solvent-Safe Glitter), Aluminum Powder (Solvent-Safe Glitter), Silica (Solvent-Safe Flakes), Calcium Sodium Borosilicate (Solvent-Safe Flakes), Iron Powder (Magnetic Pigment), Iron Oxide (Magnetic Pigment), Synthetic Fluorphlogopite (Magnetic Pigment).