Cheddar Goblin

$12.50

"Nothing beats the cheese."

This polish started as a formula test. It accidentally became the most-requested thing in the lab. That's Cheddar Goblin's whole energy — showing up uninvited and refusing to leave.

Named for the mac-and-cheese-puking mascot from Panos Cosmatos's cult horror film Mandy. Perfectly normal inspiration for a nail polish. Moving on. It's a warm golden-orange creme with a shimmer that reads less "sparkle" and more "analog signal" — like TV static if the TV was only ever tuned to one channel and that channel was orange. Kitschy. Loud. The exact color of 1980s latchkey-kid comfort food viewed through a slightly damaged VHS tape.

Details

  • Finish: Creme with analog shimmer

  • Color: Warm golden orange

  • Shimmer: Orangey-gold with a TV-static quality

  • Opacity: 2–3 coats for full coverage

  • Size: 15ml

  • Formula: 21-free base, vegan, cruelty-free

Warning: Robot Bee Polish is not responsible for spontaneous cravings for boxed macaroni, midnight horror film marathons, or the inexplicable urge to explain Mandy to someone who absolutely did not ask.

"Nothing beats the cheese."

This polish started as a formula test. It accidentally became the most-requested thing in the lab. That's Cheddar Goblin's whole energy — showing up uninvited and refusing to leave.

Named for the mac-and-cheese-puking mascot from Panos Cosmatos's cult horror film Mandy. Perfectly normal inspiration for a nail polish. Moving on. It's a warm golden-orange creme with a shimmer that reads less "sparkle" and more "analog signal" — like TV static if the TV was only ever tuned to one channel and that channel was orange. Kitschy. Loud. The exact color of 1980s latchkey-kid comfort food viewed through a slightly damaged VHS tape.

Details

  • Finish: Creme with analog shimmer

  • Color: Warm golden orange

  • Shimmer: Orangey-gold with a TV-static quality

  • Opacity: 2–3 coats for full coverage

  • Size: 15ml

  • Formula: 21-free base, vegan, cruelty-free

Warning: Robot Bee Polish is not responsible for spontaneous cravings for boxed macaroni, midnight horror film marathons, or the inexplicable urge to explain Mandy to someone who absolutely did not ask.